My grandfather does not have cancer.

It's... a miracle.

I participated in this for two whole people, so I'm comfortable putting it out there for myself.

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want (though I reserve the right to not answer or to answer evasively). Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including ( Read more... )

http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/08/22/funny-dog-pictures-mis-da-kitty/

I know how you feel, man.

I somehow lost the DVD encoder on my computer and it will no longer play DVDs. Can anyone help me out?

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1123

Me: Are there any other adults living with you whose name will be on the lease [for this apartment you're moving into]?
Customer: Yes, my girlfriend.
Me: Her name?
Customer: Oh, you got me.... geez, Linda's the first name. I have no idea what her last name is.
Me: [thinks: wtf] Ok, "Linda Girlfriend."

I have had the house to myself all week. Mom and Dad went on vacation, Nate doesn't live here, and Patrick has been at work, at class, and at gigs all week, which leaves me to take care of the incontinent cat and the extremely co-dependent dog ( Read more... )

Nostalgic TheatreLove Fest with Emma
Hosted in the UnCommon Room. 1000th repetition of a quotable in-joke gets in free.

WarHammerKon 2:30 pm
With Kevin. Before D&D. Featuring no girls anywhere.

"Guyz Night," the new album from Will.I.Am.Not Lorenz, featuring Step-Up MC and TheCauze.

I watched Comedy of Errors last night. It made me feel like myself again.

Should I audition for Follies in Reading? The director e-mailed me and asked me to.