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Lem is short for Lemuel.

I called B of A asking about payment options for my car.   I was talking to a guy named Lem.  I asked him my questions, and he told me my options.  I told him "Thanks for your help."  He said "Thanks for calling."  I said "Have a good night."  He said, "You too... love you.'  It was rich.

I just got back from Portland.  I ( Read more... )

Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A ( Read more... )

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Ben Franklin, in a letter to his daughter, proposed the
turkey as the official United States bird.

The heaviest turkey ever raised was 86 pounds, about the
size of a large dog.

Wild turkeys can fly for short distances up to 55 miles per
hour.

Tom turkeys have beards. This is black, hairlike ( Read more... )

Egg salad sandwiches in my tummy!!  And this one practically walked to me on leggs.  (<--- Tee hee hee).  Among the many things my girls do to spoil me, Paige packed me a sandwich for my lunch this morning.  And last week she made spaghetti for dinner so I didn't have to.

And the week before that Jessa made Johnny Askew soup (chicken soup in sane- ( Read more... )

"As President Bush so eloquently put it in his address to
Congress: 'Mathematics are one of the fundamentaries of
educationalizing our youths.' I could not have said it
better with a 10-foot pole." --Dave Barry

I love Dave Barry!

I cut my bangs earlier this week. I am now walking around w/ what appears to be a constantly surprised look on my face.

Q:What did the chicken say after she laid a square egg?

A:Ouch.

http://www.netstate.com/states/study/map.htm

I'll have to spend more time there when I get the chance...

Write twenty random facts about yourself.
Then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts.
If you're tagged, it's your turn.
I was tagged by: Minna

1. My birthday was yesterday.

2. I turned 37 years old.

3. I don't really eat cake.

4. I don't eat pancakes.

5. I don't eat french toast.

6. I will eat waffles, but only if ( Read more... )