Thank you Sari Canary - you take such good care of yer mommy!!

Amish pickup line: Are thee up for some plowing?

"You could use your old computer to shop for a new computer
online. But that seems kind of cruel, doesn't it? Like
asking your dying spouse if he or she has any cute friends."
     ---Scott Ostler

How funny! ~From Readers Digest

This is why we trail so many countries in math...I was
sitting in a cafeteria recently, next to a woman who was
engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared:
"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the
sad news.

Then, turning to me, asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

I've got proof!!

first please see...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jo_momma/2005/02/01/

then this might make more sense...
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when I got home tonight.  Lucy is getting ROUND!  She eats solid food now.  I think Aphrodite and Lilly are being stubborn and won't eat solid food, but I think Luke is eating too.  Actually when I sat on the couch he came over for some loving, so I picked him up and put him on my chest.  He moved around up there, sucking on my face until he found ( Read more... )

I watched two, count them (1,2) episodes of Good Eats last night.  Both of them on subjects near and dear to my heart.  The first one was cocoa and the second one was rice.  Why he even prepared chocolate syrup from scratch.  I was suitably impressed.  He's pert damn cute for such a nerd.  Why oh why do I like nerds?!?

( WARNING: Explicit foto of Jo_momma w/ a Sailor!! )

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

This is my list of hot stars I'd DO ( Read more... )

For all these years I've been working so hard to raise, strong, beautiful, well-rounded contributors to society. Independent young women all three (Well, four if you count Sari-Canary!) of them. It's backfired on me though...hardly ever hear from my Minna-bug! Love you and miss you!!