It's the weekend. It's midnight. It doesn't get much better than this.

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Myself, 
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I learnt a lot from this guide to opening a bottle of wine starring Steven Seagull and Kelly LeBrock.

At 1.40, for example, I learnt how to avoid coughing up a lung from laughing so hard.

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The start this makes me think that it would be great to have a Lil' Trek film: kind of like The Goonies but with Lil' Kirk, Spock and Bones.

This? Who can say. Things explode and there's no Riker and Troi so we're heading in the right direction.

I really hope the film is like this.

Don? Thor? Don?

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My name is John Smith and I endorse this product.

EDIT: The nerdier alcoves of the interweb seem to be up in arms about the fact that superheroes are actually referred to as Watchmen. Extrapolating further, I think its possible they might just compress the name of both the Minutemen and The Crimebusters into Watchmen. It does make it a *little* ( Read more... )

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Hello!

Birthday tomorrow. Intend to spend it playing around with new stuff and eating vast amounts of chicken in Nando's while my friends look on in horror.

No, no real news I'm afraid. Maybe I should get a hobby. 

Just saw on Freecycle the following request:

Bought a reversing sensor and have mislaid the instructions. Has
anyone a copy or knowledge on how to fit it please. Thanks

The response I'm tempted to use:

Foolish space robot! We call them mirrors on this world. MIR-RORS.