"Dear West Bend Savings Bank Customer ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

if you have ever wondered if now is a good time to sneeze, i am telling you it is. now is almost always a good time to sneeze. the exceptions are as follows ( Read more... )

what would admiral ackbar blog about? well, he's here to provide us all with a very useful service.

*shakes head*
*snickers*
*glances and types on phone*
*looks, then looks away again, shaking head in an incredulous and amused fashion*
*attempts to ignore me*
*shakes head again*
*moves foot up and down*
Neil Degrasse Tyson = awesome
Who is Neil Degrasse Tyson?
That is all.

I was just sitting down to write Aaron an e-mail. Then I thought to myself, "Self, did he not also ask you write in your LJ? Why do you not post a Livejournal entry instead, so that others may benefit from increased knowledge of your personal life?" I shall try such a thing, and if anything personal comes up in my verbal regurgitation of the ( Read more... )

Now it's officially posted: I will no longer bite my fingernails Part III has begun.

Danny from Pennsylvania writes:

dear john,

how come you haven't posted to your livejournal in such a long time?You know, Danny, that's a good question. It's a question so good that I often ask it of myself ( Read more... )

consequences were the tilde life these days. but let's not jump to the rutledge game, shall we? parsimony, parsimony, parsimony is not the goal of this sentence!