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[joinedupwriter]

You know, I am appalled with the students in this school. Kissing booths?! You mean your personal lives are so empty and your self-confidence is so lacking you have to pay to be kissed? Merlin, if you had come to me, I'd have kissed you for free.

Well, maybe not the male students. Or the ghosts. Then, you'd have to pay.Hm, you know, that's not a

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[bright_ambition]

Oh, don't deny it, you think that the blokes in this school are HOT, don't you? You're gayer than a pink picnic basket and you so know it...

And the profits earned from the kissing booth were enough to purchase ten such scarves as yours!

[pink_parvati]

It was actually quite an expensive scarf. He is so incredibly dead.

[joinedupwriter]

No male in this school can compare to me, when it comes to looks. And let's not even talk about their personalities.

[badgersonparade]

But Professor, what if nobody wanted to kiss you?

[joinedupwriter]

That is absolutely ridiculous, my dear. Of course they do!

[badgersonparade]

The only problem is, sir, it would also be slightly illegal.

[his_woodiness]

Not on my watch, you wouldn't have! I would have hexed you til next Saturday.

[mormac]

I am a charity slut, thank you. And I think that there's dignity in that, former professor.