The Gingerbread Man in the style (used loosely) of Joseph Heller

It was love at first sight.

The first time the old woman saw the gingerbread man she fell madly in love with it.

Gertie was in the medical ward of the retirement home with a pang in her heart that fell just short of depression. The doctors were puzzled by ( Read more... )

The past week, summed up by the readings on the scale at the gym...

Sunday: 180 lbs

Friday (That's today!): 192 lbs

It's been a fine, fine week...

This totally made my day. Click on this and then check out the staff section. Paul Lopez, I salute thee.

So I just saw my first Christmas commercial of the season and it's not even Thanksgiving yet...

Mr Evans is a cool guy and all, but I've lost my respect for him in regards to debating.

So since I was a good kid and didn't curse once during the events of tonight's game (which included our float not getting the Float of the Year award), ( here goes... )

So my sweet plan went to shambles... But it got the job done.

Edit: Just kidding. Back to the drawing board...

I'm plotting something ornate and highly flamboyant for Monday, which its complexity grants plenty of potential to blow up in my face. Wish me luck tomorrow/later today.

( A long one )

( ...If it ain't got that swing (doowah x8 + doo) )