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[jollyasiangiant]

The Gingerbread Man in the style (used loosely) of Joseph Heller

It was love at first sight.

The first time the old woman saw the gingerbread man she fell madly in love with it.

Gertie was in the medical ward of the retirement home with a pang in her heart that fell just short of depression. The doctors were puzzled by

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[salmon_lox]

i did catch 22 with the three little pigs. there was a pig named bacon bacon bacon bacon

[salmon_lox]

and i liked that project. mine was really long too, though. about 6 pages

[jollyasiangiant]

Yeah, I take that back - it was kind of fun towards the end. And by the way, RBV cheats.

[salmon_lox]

oh, you don't need to tell me that, asher grover cleveland alexander

the greatest handsoccer goalie ever

[oneandonlybush]

yes i did reply to my own post to see if it was possible. and yes

hi asher.

-mckay

[dikdiksajamais]

asher,

i am procrastinating in the library while trying to write my thesis, and it suddenly dawned on me that i haven't read your journal since last year. what an epiphany! i wanted you to know that i thoroughly enjoyed your recounting of the misadventures of the gingerbread man, and that you are an exceptionally fine creative writer.

i pray that demons are no longer stabbing swords into your chest and shoulder...

with love from the library,
your sister,
tatianna chantelle bartch

[corpsexquisite]

Hey Asher, it's Megan. That was quite a fairy tale.

[jollyasiangiant]

MEGAN HAHAHAUGH!!! How've you been? Critchley finally told me two weeks ago that you told me to call, but she never gave me a number, etc, so sorry about that. Hope everything's doing great and let's talk soon!

[corpsexquisite]

I've been in Fallbrook a lot more recently since Anthony moved back to town. I usually have a fair amount of free time when I'm visiting because he works. If you give me your #, we can go get coffee or something sometime.