once upon a time i wrote poems.
these are the things i wrote poems about
1)impenetrable boxes
2) pregnancy
3) people crawling in to peoples mind upside down

if i were to write a poem right now it would be about
1)dichotomous relationships
2)eric bloodaxe
3)chewing without swallowing
4)ideas of ideas

Dear Mrs. Camilla Belle, Mrs. Sally McBride, Mrs. Betty Ann, and Mrs. Marsha Stewart ( Read more... )

THINGS TO DO
1)move into the hydrangea bush by the front door
2)arrange it so that long growly thunderstorms take place every night
3)learn to use an abacus

list of people i would marry for money if in fact they did posess money (and plenty of it)

1)Sam Houston
2)Jack the Pumpkin King
3)Jack the Ripper
4)Jack Sprat
5)Jack Sparrow
6)Little Jack Horner
7)Jack of Jack and Jill
8)Jack Kelly
9)Jack Kennedy
10)Jack Handey
11)Jumping Jack
12)Happy Jack
13)Ajax
14)Get Back Jack
15)Jack Be Nimble (Jack Be

today i woke up. and i went to the store. and i bought a pair of pants. and they was too big so is brought them back to the store. and i took a nap. and i was so bored. and i hate you 4eva. and when i see you i will spit in yo face. and thats how you'll know who you are. when i spit in yo face. and i turned on the television. and i watched a ( Read more... )

brilliant quotes of the day ( Read more... )

i think a funny thing that could happen is for you to approach me and say "i hate you joanna" but then an extra throws a frozen gummi bear at you and the impact gives you brain damage so that you have genuphobia and later you give me your car.

it has come to my attention that some people are best suited to live in large stone houses in western europe with their large dogs and smoke large cigars on sunday and wear large dresses.
i, as it happens, am one of those people.

kindly forget what i said about not being ashamed if you were in a circus. upon reflection i realize that i would be ashamed of you and shame ( i am told) is a detriment to marriage.

1. canoes as a general rule should not be made of dug out people but its alright if you have a persons permission and there are no other serviceable canoes around

2. johnny received a sound beating in that particular fiddle showdown in georgia and mr. thorogood was remiss in his judgment

3. vanity fair did have a hero and her name was becky