i have decided that i like drivers license tests so much that i will continue taking them every wednesday for the rest of my life.

in other news ... i found out yesterday that i am good at math and plan on marrying a croation mathematician/logician/cellist

my day would have been superb if only i could have somehow turned all that akwardness into something useful like a money or maybe a miniature horse without any diseases.

josiah and i were going to have this really cool Color While You Listen To Janis Joplin/Louis Armstrong Records Party but something has gone terribly wrong with the record player so we had to settle for compact discs.

once upon a time there were four people who were just minding their own business and doing good deeds on a golf-course. as it happens even four such delightful young people as these are'nt safe from the evil of this world, for out of the darkness of the night two officers of the law sprang upon the young people. the officers questioned some of the ( Read more... )

sometimes people make the mistake of gaging coolness by likability when real coolness can only be measured in the following arenas ( Read more... )

i'm going to start a graveyard club in which we ( we being myself and the other members) do cool things in graveyards like..... sleep and .... tell fearsome stories. sometimes when we are pressed for time we'll have shorter meetings in which we'll drive by a graveyard or maybe use blood to draw thumbprint sketches of graveyards.

sometimes i surprise myself, when this happens i am speechless but
after awhile i remember my manners and say "hey, thanks for the surprise kid."

the brothers grimm told some really horrible stories. last night luke read me a bedtime story about a mouse, a bird, and a sausage who kept house together.in the end everyone (including the sausage which i wouldnt normally class as "anyone")died. luke read another one that ended tragically as well, i think it had something to do with a horse dieing ( Read more... )

soooo.....skipping rocks is far easier on dry land ( preferably pavement) than it is on water. paper airplanes on the other hand are hard to make on both dry land and water ( Read more... )

i think it would be funny if whenever your parents had people with kids over for dinner and your parents want you to entertain the kids is to just send the kids off on a scavenger hunt ( Read more... )