reason to have a kid.......... one day when you're playing tennis you can make it ( Read more... )

i toyed around with band names for my children
"the oldest one is led zeppelin, those over there are crosby stills and nash, and this is my youngest creedence...creedence clearwater revival."
or i could go with 80's band names
poison
queen
scorpion
extreme
lots of fun options there

i am having trouble sticking to a theme for naming my future children
write now i'm kind of in to semi-infamous characters in literature such as
becky sharp
anna karenina
hester prynne
moll flanders
and so on
i havnt really thought of any infamous boys

if i were a baby dragon i would want my name to be Darling Slasher. its best, assuming of course that you're a baby dragon, to have two names, the first being something cute and nice while the second is dangerous. also the names Fluffy Bomb and Cuddly Fiend are already taken by brandon and ian respectively.

sometimes in life you get so mad that you just throw to the ground whatever your holding at the time. if your lucky your holding tiny bombs that look like skulls and give off little explosions on impact, but most of the time your holding something like a piece of lint or a sheet of paper, both of which actually start floating up if you throw them ( Read more... )

megan, luke, somebody else excessively awesome, and i are going to start a band called the Spice Girls 2 ( Read more... )

what if you went outside one day to get some fresh air or drink from a puddle then five minutes later you were pregnant with four?
also your litter would be born two months later
I'll tell you what, you better be glad your not a dog is what. that kind of crap happens to them all the time

one time i was at the pier when jesse all of the sudden gave birth to a little plastic figurine. the odd part was that he gave birth from his sternum ( yes megan his sternum).

Scora, Scora, Scora the gentle shark.
Scora, Scora, the killer with a broken heart.
dont blame him he blames himself
dont hate him he hates himself
Scora, Scora, Scora

To Scora!!!!!!!

dear diary, today i saved an innocent horse from being trampled by a teem of wild runaway babies.