Koreans are now on my shit list. Oh wait, they were on there all along. Ok. Koreans have been bumped up to number three. They are just below old people(#1) and Rudy(#2). Rounding out the top five are poor people/homeless(#4) and indie/artsy/emo fags(#5).

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Nothing better then the dog jumping in the pool at 6am to kickstart your day.

AUTO SHOW TODAY. MORE LATER!

My five year stretch of NO SICK has been ended by this god damned flu. Motherfucking fucking fuck! It's a good thing I'm not 80 years old or I'd be dead just like the people on the news. I remember a few years ago when Regis got the flu and everyone thought he was going to die. I don't think Regis will ever die. He's made of robot ( Read more... )

Am I an idiot for thinking that Sav-On keeps the band aids next to the tampons? Why did the Subway lady say "see you tomorrow" when I paid for my sandwich. Does she know something I don't ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday malversation

In other words, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!

I hate that when I kick my cable modem it resets. Thats' pretty fucking gay. Gay like the American Idol Christmas special I'm watching ( Read more... )

Did you know ( Read more... )

And home they went as fast as they could go, over the bridge, up the road, through the meadow, and under the fence. And there, sure enough, was dinner waiting for them, with strawberry shortcake for dessert ( Read more... )

If your shit floats, there's too much fat in your diet ( Read more... )

I finally voted for a winner.

Be careful what you wish for.

Arianna Huffington can eat shit and choke.

Cruz Bustamante thinks he won.

Grey Davis is going to get rich RICH RICHTom McClintock is everyones conscience whether you like it or not ( Read more... )