The fucking idiots that wanted the recall all of a sudden turn there backs on it. Eat shit fuckers, just to spite all of you I hope that by this time next week Arnold is moving into the Govenors mansion ( Read more... )

So does anyone know about math stuff? Like how to factor trinomials and monomials and other stuff like that? Because seriously, someone should explain it to me so I don't fail another math class. I'd be a straight A student (emphasis on straight) if it wasn't for me being dumb and math trying to trick me all the time.

LJ CUT? WHAT'S THAT? HAHAHAHA. Blame yourselves because I stole it from you ( Read more... )

I had these ribs sitting in my fridge for a week or so and I opened them up because I was going to cook them thinking that because they were cryo-wrapped that they would last forever in the fridge and when I opened the package the house filled with the most aweful smell since the time that I tried to cook corned beef in beer using a crock pot over ( Read more... )

I know this is the Livejournal equivelant of redundancy, but Johnny Cash and John Ritter?

9-11 2003, never forget.

Dude, I'm going to punch you in the mouth until your jaw falls off. Fucking dog. STAY OUT OF THE GODDAMN BATHROOM. The whole toilet-paper-all-over-the-house gag is funny the first ten times but it's starting to get old ( Read more... )

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I am taking a break from my homework even though I haven't actually started my homework yet. I'm drinking some Metamucil and reading stuff on the internet like any other 56 year old would be doing on a Sunday night ( Read more... )

I bought my first Mopar today.

HAPPY LABOR DAY! DID YOU HAVE ANY BABIES?!

Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man ( Read more... )