once, Ilya and I were going at it like horny teenagers (funny story, he is a horny teenager--awkward?) when he straight up asked me, practically mid-motorboat, if I disliked having an overly large chest. it was probably the sexiest thing he could have said besides, 'I don't want to floss with your pubic hair, thanks ( Read more... )

I'm kind of annoyed that I can't get the internet, because I'm going to need it to hand in my last final. the only way I'm online now is by stealing someone's wireless and I don't really want to rely on that, especially because my computer is lousy at picking up a signal. it's kind of sad though, because I was most upset about the lack of internet ( Read more... )

at least we didn't spend too much time on it (it was more of an afterthought at the end of the semester) but I really hate that some people actually consider ebonics a Real Language. I appreciate anthropology as a fascinating study of people I don't know or understand, but it's times like this when I know it's really bullshit. no no no, it is not ( Read more... )

I got a $36 bag from Payless for free.


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I'm so stupid. I was so close to getting Avenue Q tickets for my parents for when they come this weekend--not sure if my dad would have appreciated that since he never seems happy about going to shows, but he's never enthusiastic about anything and I'm sure he appreciate a good AIDs joke as much as the next guy. but I was sitting over here ( Read more... )

I would have thought that the American Heart Association would be able to come up with a better way to talk about people with bad hearts than saying 'people with heart failure.' I always thought that when your heart failed you were kind of dead? I think worrying about sodium is the least of your problems at that point.

I think writing essays ahead of time actually makes me more sick than going into a frenzy and doing them at the last minute. I have never spent so much time on one essay with so little to show for it.

so, I just got into work and was about to GET DOWN TO BUSINESS (aka start my homework because I am fucked) and when I went to open firefox, it asked me if I wanted to restore the previous session. I couldn't remember doing anything important right before I left last week so I didn't really need to, but I restored it anyway, and what was to pop up? ( Read more... )

JEFF GOLDBLUM ON LAW AND ORDER FTW, kthxbai.

'my son has a secret girlfriend! OH NOEZ.'