Education is a lot like religion.

Education: You spend the first ~22 years of your life doing shit you don't wanna do in the hopes of one day getting a job in order to be rich enough to bang someone really hot and be happy for the rest of your life, only to find out that having a job sucks and you just wanna bang that really hot girl (or multiple ( Read more... )

The last episode of Heroes made me confused. Someone explain this to me:

Let's say I can travel through time. I go back in time and kill my own mother before I am born. Since I was never born, I never existed. But if I never existed, I never killed her, so I was still born and do exist?

Or is it just that time travel actually doesn't make sense?

I'm doing the first assignment I've had to do in weeks (I'm taking the minimum number of units) and looking at it makes me tired. I don't even feel like trying. I'm the worst student ever.

I ate this for late dinner at Eat'N'Park after skating. Bananas Foster French Toast. A new item on their menu. Amazing!


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So I was watching Mac commercials cuz I'm too tired to code. Explain something to me ( Read more... )

I had some Hank's Premium Island Fruit Punch soda today. Totally wicked!

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booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere.

70 odd questions - from Angel's myspace. It's too late to do anything and I'm not tired so here's one of those really cool survey things. I'm trying to conform to the LJ lifestyle. Fuck life! Faggots are gay! PuNkXcOrE!

[1] What is your middle name: Alexander

[2] what color is your mailbox: gold

[3] What color is the outside of your house/appt.: fuck ( Read more... )

Maria: Not every girl is obsessed with your penis.

Why didn't anyone tell me that sooner?

Maria: Why do you think about vaginas so much?

What a stupid question.