[ The feed comes on, shot from six feet up and aimed down the side of a Venusaur at Marco, who looks even shorter from up there. From behind the feed, the cameramon - apparently not a Venusaur - alerts his trainer to the camera's presence by calling out to him... very... very... sloooowly. ]

Koooooooth.

[ Marco glances up, grins, and holds up a ( Read more... )

[ A Slakoth drapes on a chair, looking on in apparent boredom as his trainer fiddles with the 'Gear. Eventually, the 'Gear is handed over to the Pokémon, and the video feed comes on as Marco backs away from it.

He holds up a Pokéball, looking over at the other young man in the room. ]

So, Ax-man, they should evolve as soon as the trade's ( Read more... )

( Cut for (half-assed) gym battle! )

[ The feed opens in not Marco's hands. This is immediately apparent, since Marco is sitting on the back of a cheerful-looking Venusaur. He waves at the 'Gear. ]

'Sup, Johto. Check out this badass. [ He points to the beast beneath him. ] Pam evolved a few days ago. This is why Bulbasaur is the best starter. Charizard and Blastoise are like fat, ( Read more... )

[ Marco clicks on the video feed to show him seated on his Rhyhorn's back, apparently comfortably. He's snacking on some chips, but he's polite enough not to talk with his mouth full. ]

Hey, guys. Still chillin' in Goldenrod. Got a Kadabra. [ The camera swivels to a Kadabra wearing a classy purple vest. He appears to be missing a monocle and a ( Read more... )

[ CRASH.

Yep, that's right: crash. Marco and his short-bus Rhyhorn have arrived in Cherrygrove. Apologies to anyone who happened to be in the way at the time, but Panzer the Rhyhorn is now safely stopped, his horn wedged in a tree trunk.

The 'Gear has a view of this from the ground, and then of Marco's face as he bends to pick it up. ]At least it ( Read more... )

You know, I really don't like it when people make jokes about being my mom. Especially when they're not funny jokes. No one likes unfunny jokes. And like that wasn't bad enough, she had to kick me out in the cold? Not cool.

You know what was cool? The Pokéballs. They're actually pretty realistic, or as realistic as you can get when you're talking ( Read more... )

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To be filled in later!

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