Remember when you were like 10 and you looked up "ass" in the dictionary and giggled like an idiot?
Well, that's kind of how I felt when I pulled up Google News a few minutes ago and saw the second headline under U.S.News:
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Is it too much to ask of the weather people to expand upon statements such as "A caller reporting a funnel cloud on Galloway Road?" Call me kooky, but some of us who live near Galloway Rd might want to know if that is happening now or, I don't know, maybe it happened 25 minutes ago when it was mighty ugly outside ( Read more... )

OK...I shared this with mst3kgirl this afternoon, and we had a laugh at how paranoid I am. Now that I've done some research, I'm thinking it's not so funny ( Read more... )

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So, I answered an ad on Craigslist from someone wanting maternity clothes. Since mine are sitting in a basket on my bedroom floor waiting to be bagged up and taken to Goodwill (and have been for...oh, nearly 11 months now), I wrote her and told her she could have the lot. We're in the middle of arranging (via email) a meeting. And I suddenly ( Read more... )

Soooo...I'm just about to climb in bed and watch the news when I notice a rhythmic tapping sound coming from the baby monitor. I heard that same sound this morning, but I attributed it to the fact that when I walked into her room this morning, Ms E was slapping the side of her play yard (the crib's still in the garage...she sleeps in her play yard ( Read more... )

I'm a little rusty on my Christian dogma, but isn't worshiping a picture of W against one of those pesky commandments? Idolatry, anyone?

"We're kinda being trained to be warriors," said another, "only in a funner way."I going to give this person the benefit of the doubt by assuming that the part of his/her brain which oversees grammar was damaged ( Read more... )

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The great benefit of reaching a certain age (and let's face it, if I'm not at that age now, I'm fast approaching) is that you have the wonderful ability to look back at yourself in your teens and twenties and realize, without a doubt, that you were full of shit. Sincere, perhaps, but full of shit nonetheless. I am still, on ocassion, full of shit ( Read more... )

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