Not just the video. But because it's proof that I've been doing nothing but youtubing all morning.

Lame,
Emjoy

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For further explanation, go see Stardust in movie theaters now.

How is Ultimate Fighter NOT gay?

Really?

Dear Chicago,

Please stop sneezing and coughing on me.

XOXO,
Emjoy

Worth every penny.

Save Jason Bateman.

Sorry, Piven.

a message my mom left on my voice mail, verbatim:

"Emjoy...I'm packing for the Philippines. I'm just calling to let you know, I'm giving my leopard print pants to my cousin, unless you want them. So, call me back, otherwise, I'll give them to my cousin."

"I urge you to order our Christian Weight Loss package. When you open it, you'll find 7 items, plus the instructions. There will be a copy of HELP LORD, THE DEVIL WANTS ME FAT, 4 cassettes, a large bottle of cleansing powder (perfect 7) and a small bottle of the broth (vegetable powder). Everything is there for you to enjoy this exciting new ( Read more... )

How can I possibly get anything done when there's a Season 2 Project Runway marathon on Bravo?

HOW?!!!!

my stalker now knows where I live. I saw her waiting for me outside the store when I got off work, so I took a different way home and found her again, riding her bike towards me, a block away from my house. She asked me if she could take me to lunch to which I replied "nope!" and walked several blocks past my house and into a coffee shop ( Read more... )

Nothing like vodka lemonade to make one forget a day of retail on labor day weekend.