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[judysebben]

Well, it's certainly been a long time, hasn't it? I'm sorry for not keeping in touch, but you know how busy things get when you're the trusted sidekick of one of the world's greatest superheroes! --Err, I mean, when you're a community college student. Homework, tests, fighting for truth and justice--that sort of thing.

I can't forget my reasons

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[judysebben]

Jefferson Twilight? From The Order of the Triad? His work is simply amazing! It sounds like you've found yourself an excellent career opportunity.

[blackulahunter]

Fan of my work, huh?

[judysebben]

Definitely, Mr. Twilight! Fighting the forces of evil without the aid of super powers; contributing to a classic crime fighting team! It's all very admirable.

[monarch_the]

Oh, so we meet again B-- uh, I mean... Judy, right? Judy.

[judysebben]

That's right, Monarch! And don't think I-- I mean, Birdgirl hasn't been keeping tabs on your evil schemes!

You forgot my name already?

[monarch_the]

Hey, I've been busy. I can't be expected to keep tabs on every schoolgirl legal aide who's crossed my path.

[judysebben]

Grr! As frustrating as it is to be forgotten, maybe it's better that way. I can't allow super villains to uncover the clues to my true identity.

I see. With all the damage you've caused around Daddy's firm, I thought we'd be more familiar to you.

[judysebben]

Sebben & Sebben has been doing well--summer tends to be a great time for lawsuits! And I'm sure Daddy would love to get together sometime when you aren't busy.

How are things on your end?

[space_viking]

I hates to be bargings in on conforsations but -- you know we have a lots of pile of lawsues on the managers desk right now that coulds use touchings of lovely capable profeshinal woman. Like you.

Right Charles? I think we hires her ja?

[judysebben]

I'm afraid I don't know all that much about law yet, but Birdgirl would be more than willing to lend Mr. Offdensen a hand.

[g_quagmire]

Why hello there. You're definitely a new face around here, and a rather fine looking one at that. I don't think I've had the pleasure of introducing myself. The name's Glen, but most people just call me Quagmire.

[Lock to Judy]

Whatcha say you and me go grab a drink someplace and become better acquainted?

[/Lock]

[judysebben]

Oh, why thank you! It's nice to meet you, Quagmire.

[Lock to Quagmire]

That's very kind of you, but I'm afraid I'm just too busy to have much time for socializing right now. That and getting close to someone could compromise my secret identity and put the entire BirdTeam in jeopardy!

[/Lock]

[g_quagmire]

[Lock]

Yeah? Well...aren't you supposed to get close to someone? I mean think about it. Superman has Lois Lane...Batman has Catwoman...Aquaman has the Little Mermaid. It's a rule that heroes find a way to put their identities at risk.

And I'm willing to let you risk it all with me.

[/Lock]

[judysebben]

[Lock]

...Excuse me? Sorry, but I wouldn't know anything about secret identities! Maybe you were looking for Birdgirl?

[/Lock]

[industrial_pink]

Truth and justice? Hah.

[judysebben]

There's nothing funny about upholding the values we superheroes have sworn to protect!

You know, I actually don't believe we've met.

[industrial_pink]

OOoooo a super hero. Should I be scared?

[judysebben]

Sidekick, technically.

And only if you plan on going up against The BirdTeam!