WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE FIFTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND GAY?! YOU'RE SO HOT IT'S UNBEARABLE. JUST STOP BEING GAY FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND DO ME. OKAY?
Edit @ 1:10 am: It should be a tad bit disturbing to have both a 44 and a 33 year old man slap my ass, but I guess it doesn't matter since they're gay. Right? (He said my ass was firm. THAT MAKES ME
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I HAVE MISSED HIM SOOOOO MUCH. So I have teh intarwebs back now. THANK GOD BECAUSE I HAVEN'T CHECKED MYSPACE IN LIKE THREE WEEKS I MEAN SERIOUSLY. Anyways, today was a good day
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- Pick ten...no FIFTEEN people who you could conceivably 'do' right now. No invented people, no dead people, no 'were attractive in their prime but not now' people. If they're on your list and you meet them tomorrow, you can do whatever dirty deeds you want with them and whoever you're with isn't allowed to get mad
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