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Orangutang is not a word. If you are smart enough to be on Jeopardy, you should know this.
On a completely different note, do you ever get really annoyed when someone who irritates you keeps talking about the thing that you love? And do you ever love it less (at least at that moment in time) because the irritating person likes it too? Because that's ( Read more... ) -
Dear Wendy's commercials--
You have two commercials on TV right now. The first says, "If burgers were meant to be frozen, cows would live in Antarctica." The second says, "They say that variety is the spice of life, but isn't the spice of life really . . . spice?"
Wendy's advertisers: I find your logic faulty.
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Wolfstar forever . . .
Even the actors that play Sirius and Remus have birthdays one day apart.
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Am I wrong in thinking that being in the bathroom for 40 minutes straight when you have 3 roommates is just rude? I'm sorry, but there is no reason to take a half-hour shower. I can be in and out in 10 minutes, and that includes shaving my legs. Today, one of my roommates was in the shower when I got back at 11:50. They were already in the shower ( Read more... ) -
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How do you tell someone that their friend is not quite as sweet as they seem, especially when you know they won't believe you anyway? I guess sometimes keeping your mouth shut is golden, no matter how much it irritates you. -
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Hookers everywhere can celebrate. I have found the whoriest looking online clothes store. Look at some of their fine merchandise ( Read more... ) -
Kate Winslett's Boobies---read on:
Something odd is going on. Kate Winslett's naked boobies in Titanic match the naked boobies in Quills. However, I just saw Iris (which was completely uninspiring in every way), and her naked boobies look NOTHING alike those seen before. I don't know why I'm writing this post. I really don't care that much. But maybe someone can explain it to me. I ( Read more... ) -
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Because I am now livejournal friends with Krista, I will start updating again, as requested. -
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Sometimes I feel ill-fated.
I don't think I'm going to maintain my livejournal or facebook or any of that nonsense any more.
