You know who I'm speaking of... Those people that stand by the exits of BJ's (great name) and Sam's club and swipe your receipt with a highlighter before you leave the premises. Hmmm... there are two approaches I am considering on taking with this one. The first being: what a fucking sweet ass job! The second being: what the fuck kind of job is ( Read more... )

So yeah, what a super fucking day. Thanksgiving at my house...I'd rather be disembowled with a wooden spoon than ever have to live through another holiday like this one. The plans were the usual Greek thing, lots of food, followed by watching fun movies all day. Sounds like a fun, relaxing day, right? WRONG! It turns out to be just the five of ( Read more... )

Blowing your nose in public = should be illegal ( Read more... )

Have Yourself A Crappy Christmas ( Read more... )

In a desperate pursuit to write a rough draft of a short story for my creative writing class, I came up with this pile of bullshit at 12:30-1:45 last night. He's going to fail my ass because I didn't write about puppies and rainbows and heterosexual couples holding hands in Paris. =D I entitled this "Have A Crappy Christmas ( Read more... )

I organized my notebook. Yes, notebook (singular, uno, one). I have this stubborn attitude that is stuck on the idea that I can keep six classes worth of work into a single one-inch binder. It's classic and beautiful. I heart it! Anyway....back to my notes. I am a weird-ass motherfucker, let me tell you. The following is an outline I have ( Read more... )

The following are two letters I wrote and am posting on the bathroom door on my side of the hallway in my dorm. Mind you, this floor is composed of all females. Also, I edited the first one with the exception of one use of the word "shit", and the second one I edited also, but I am putting the original up for the second one on here b/c I didn't ( Read more... )

Shaquille O'Neil's son is named Shaquir. ::end of comment:: (More to follow below ( Read more... )

I don't know.
I don't care.
Life is amazing like that.

How cool would it be if my name was Monqueesha?

Steve and I have come to the conclusion that we are suffering from "A Quarter-Life Crisis" (as opposed to mid-life crisis) The conversation went as follows ( Read more... )