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In this I have things to speak about, to write about, to allow out of my lips to wrap myself around your skin. This is a place that I reflect, project, this is my space. Come on in ( Read more... )

Due to a freak mood swing, my journal is going to be friends-locked from now on (or at least until I change it back). If you're my friend, great! If not, you probably wandered in here from some other place on LJ. See one of the public posts below for an idea of my sense of humor and the like. If you want me to add you, even after all this, ( Read more... )

Bloody Hell ( Read more... )

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My hands feel like they've been through a shredder. I just finished tacking up the second piece of .5 inch by .5 inch wire mesh Dave and I are using to try to keep the cats from pushing out thew window screens and escaping. Yikes. Is it so wrong to want to be able to open my windows when the weather is nice without having to chase the cats down ( Read more... )

Okay, I finally got some pics in my Photobucket album. Here's me trying to make them show on LJ. Bear with me, I'm not too bright when it comes to all this internet stuff.

If I do it right, this should be a picture of my cats.


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And again, I've just experienced a complete, total, and extremely sudden loss of cabin pressure. One minute, I'm sitting around, enjoying watching tv with friends, the next, I'm behaving like a rabid shrew and having horrible thoughts again ( Read more... )

Well, things are a bit crazy in my life-o-rama right now, but I'll do my best to sum up ( Read more... )

On a completely random note, I was just overcome with an urge to have some good quality pictures of myself taken. I've looked at places like Glamour Shots, but that costs way too much $$$ for what I've got in mind. I just realiized that I haven't had any pictures taken of me since my wedding (the sheer levels of cleavage in those pics is a story ( Read more... )