My life has always been a series of screw ups. Ever seen Bridget Jones? I am her. Only the Hispanic, brunette version. Seriously, just about every interesting thing that ever happened in one of my stories was not because I have an over-active imagination. I barely have an imagination. It was becasue I'd woken up the day before and stepped out ( Read more... )

I got the bright idea to get the Blockbuster Movie Pass yesterday. I'm so behind on so many movies and figured for $14.99, it was worth being able to rent as many movies as I want. And God bless whoever came up with that no late fees idea. I hope someone has the good sense to hug them everyday for it. But now I've become like, possessed by the ( Read more... )

I am so proud of myself. I had, apparently, spoken too soon when I said I would not be going out this past weekend. Saturday night, I had my friends blowing up my phone to go out with them because I think they thought I was depressed. (Really, is my not wanting to go out for one weekend THAT much of a surprise? It made me stop and go, "Do I ( Read more... )

I gave up on the low carb diet. I didn't see results that were impressive enough to make me think that in continuing it, it was worth the pain of organic bread and special low carb pasta that tasted like, what I'm pretty sure a piece of my raw butt cheek would taste like. Nas-ti-ness. I just went back to the standard 1200/day calorie diet. I'll ( Read more... )

Today was day 2 of my low carb diet. Breakfast and lunch are a Slim Fast low carb shake. Dinner is steak and a vegetable. In between the shakes and the meat are baby carrots - with an actually nice tasting no carb ranch dressing - fruit (now they make low carb canned fruit - nice!) and tons and tons of water to keep me from feeling too hungry. ( Read more... )

My grandma has always taken care of me. She and my aunt both have. My mother has always been around, but never really been there as an authoritive figure. She was babied as much as I was. She never had to take responsibility for me because as I've learned with my family, they're not very good at letting the children grow up. And forget about ( Read more... )

I am always saying, "I'm back to update more often!" Then I get all "me" again ("me" being irresponsible and easily distracted) and forget. It's like I have so much to talk about, but then I don't, because I have no idea where to start, and when I think of places to begin, talking about it just makes me feel very, very tired ( Read more... )

My roommate came in here a minute ago asking when I was going to replace her tampons, cause she feels like she's gonna start tonight. I borrowed 5, maybe 6 tampons from her. I have tampons she can use, but she doesn't "like" the Pearl tampons. So I have to go buy an entire box of tampons to replace 6, and I'm really annoyed that she, of all ( Read more... )

I don't even know how I remembered I had this thing, but here I am! I seriously doubt anyone reads this at all anymore, but it might be cool to get to let off some of my dorky steam through here again. If anyone cares about the goofiness my friends and I are up to, I have an online photo album. You can check it out at Read more... )

Hey, people. Or person. Or...anyone even still there? I'm sorry for taking bumming to the all time world breaking record that I did. A mixture of being busy and lazy and more lazy made it impossible to keep up with this journal and my site. Everything's still pretty hectic, so I won't be here as much as I used to be, but I will show up a ( Read more... )