I'm alive, and bored. Really, really bored.

Hi Everyone!!
I promise I am alive...kind of.

My hair is short,
and it matches my bra!!!
that is all
<3 Kell

 Who needs a car wash with rain like this? Not me, that's who. Ate sugar, now my tummy hurts, it's all like "grglrgurglrgrumlble badlifechoicegrumblegrumble" =(

HAHAHAHAA, clean car!!

Shoot me in the head with a wooden spoon

What an amazing day...

Slept late, lazed around, showered, napped,  ate, made a necklace, worked on my painting, only had time to either wash my  brushes or myself before leaving, watched the sunset, visited amy, got and iced tea, watched a street performer,  walked church st, bought two new CDs  from the clearance rack, ran into an old friend, met ( Read more... )

Writing ANOTHER paper. Just did dishes in
underwear and high heels. Eyes are
refusing to focus anymore.
 Drats.

Obviously you are possessd if you ever get the urge to eat.

Hypothetically, you know you're stoned when it's a good idea to smoke out of a cucumber and then eat it.

you know you're friends when  you say " scratch my eye!" and they do,  to the one you never even told them itched.

you know you love cats when you're ok with petting a kitten sleeping in ( Read more... )

You know you're bored when you pee because there's nothing else to do.

I would just like to say thank you to all of those fabulous people that bring wonderful things into my life. Because of you I have regained the magic that once ruled my life, my days are no longer dark. And I have realized that the magic was never siphoned away from me by the cruel realities of life ( as I had suspected), I just had to remember how ( Read more... )