well now the past few weeks have been quite eventful.  i danced to an indian song sung by a stripper in its original picturization at india night.  mr. jameson was so excited to be there and eat indian food and his eyes like two black gems did shineas though he was a crazy little kid. i love me some of the ( Read more... )

oh me oh my i love my dear old delicious maggie noodle head, aka queen margaret elizabeth, soon to be tony award winning broadway actress. so many memories! like the time i was playing frisbee and tripped on air and landed in crutches for the next 3 weeks, ...what an idiot, i don't ( Read more... )

i hate starbucks man bc he is an ass and all i said was that the flusher was on the wrong side of the toilet bc when i flushed it with my foot i had to stretch my damn leg out to the other side and my flip flop near plopped inside to join the pee.  no mam! he said- cool as a rotten motherfucking cucumber i might add- "excuuse me do you have a ( Read more... )

what did i do this weekend you'd like to ask? i cleaned shit out of cages. literally, at 6 in the fucking morning.  and that's not all.  they put me in charge of handling the rats.

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okay WHAT...lets do some math:
laura has the keys to the blountinator's house, and unlimited access
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the blountinator is going out of town
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the ole bink loves us and we're good kids....aren't we?
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a collaborative mass attack on her living ( Read more... )

in defiance of valentine’s day I spent good ole vday chaperoning my parents on their ‘date.’ it really wasn’t in defiance, rather it was due to my pathetic loserliness and my lack of dating ability. my mom even bought be a pity present hahA! ok so she does every year, what does that tell you? maybe it’ll become tradition.
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the other night giordana and i got drunk off of each other’s charm and got a little crazy the way we do when we sit in my dead lady’s basement and make the myriad cds that we do... we freaked out mark-mark on the internet and somehow wound up at his casa, fated to freak him out repeatedly for the rest of the evening.  anyway in our maenad-esque ( Read more... )

Oh me oh my I love dear old grandma.  We had a nice old conversation about how she thinks bill clinton is hot, even though she didn’t understand all this newfangled ‘oral sex’ business.  So my ( Read more... )

Ohhh honey let me tell you! Fri was the jam diggity, not that I just used that ridiculously archaic phrase. I love me some laura and kristen, and I love me some brian- I don’t know if it’s the shows he watches, the dance dance revolution he plays, or the corn and peas he eats but can he bust a damn move! Well I guess we all have to work on ( Read more... )