i was listening to a classic hindi dance song the other day aka 2 minutes ago and decided to pay attention to the lyrics and wow. this is some raunchy stuff I am not gonna lie...the woman goes- “what’s underneath your blouse,” the reply is- “my heart, which belongs to my lover,” um honey I don’t know what’s underneath  your blouse ( Read more... )

i tasted my damn shaving cream. it even tasted sweet for a second- and then just reallly really bad. how are they gonna write juicy melon fruity delicious ripened melon splash shit on the bottle and expect me NOT to eat it?? why is it only women's shaving cream that smells like candy...it's a conspiracy-they want to poison our nation's daughters ( Read more... )

a little bit i have to go pee right now but i'm gonna sit and write this mother instead. today was the shit and in the heat of celebrating mother nature's triumph over the school system i tried headbanging to white kid rock music so now i'm getting killer chronic headaches. someone should have warned me in advance damn you people! anyway i ( Read more... )

oh you kids- hold your breath it's time for kalindi's live journal oooshit. i'd like to thank emily for being the guiding light through all this messy internet shit. hehe damn technology...what happened to the good old days of yore with our white keds and hideously oversized sweaters and leggings? why must the youth of today be so damn cool? ( Read more... )