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My Pubic Hair Epiphany

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Missed connection: my period (crampsville)

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(CNN) -- A New Zealand judge has made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name can be changed from Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, the country's national news agency reported Thursday ( Read more... )

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I have a friend whose rigorous schedule only permits him to go out Fridays and Saturdays. As of lately, he has not been in his comfort zone to come visit even if he WANTED to do so. We invite him to dinner-and-a-movie night every Wednesday with his answer to each invite being pretty much the same: negatory. Then, on weekends, I have the normal ( Read more... )

So last night, we all got drunk and accidentally tried to smoke a bag of grilled onions, THINKING it was strawberry hookah fruit. Hey! I SAID WE WERE DRUNK OK? And while we were trying to figure out why the hookah wasn't hitting right, we were like, "what smells like In n Out?"

People just continue to disappoint me. My family, my friends...I don't know. I feel like I go out of my way to help everyone sometimes and though I don't expect anything in return, I expect a little bit of respect and common courtesy. People are changing me. I liked being nice to people but it's getting to a point where I'm afraid to be nice now ( Read more... )

Last night was a little less exhausting even though I was pregnant and about to marry a sickly old black man. Before I got pregnant, I went to Imperial palace to play poker on a bar instead of a table, and there, at the bar adjacent to the one I was sitting at, my friend Jordan the bartender was standing, looking forlorn and solemn. So I went to ( Read more... )

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