I had a mini-marathon of dreams last night. I had a workout with my baby's dadd's momma's ex boyfriend and he taught me how to lift weights only we never had weights in our hands but I still became all buff ( Read more... )

I saw an advertisement about the food capital of the world in NYC. On the ad was also a pic of a building and I thought it was a pic of a syringe and was trying to figure out what the hell kinda drug they were advertising for on Epicurious that would require a syringe. Wasn't till I read the ad that I figured out that it was a building. UGH...where ( Read more... )

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Groovecruise...sounds sick. We should shoot to go to the LA one in July 2009

Go to www.urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box ( Read more... )

[10:45] dabug911: i'm having sex with pico
[10:46] MayB O BayB: pico is a guy
[10:48] dabug911: dammit!
[10:48] dabug911: how do i always get tricked into having sex with guys

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Ain'tchu

Pronunciation: Ain-chu

Language of origin: Ebonic

Used In a sentence: Ain'tchu gotta job?

(In no way intended to offend anyone of any origin/race/sex)

Pronunciation - Ax'k

Language of Origin - Ebonic

Used in a sentence - Don't make me aksk you again...where's my money?

(In no way intended to offend anyone of any race, origin, or sex)

So I found this picture of Jessica Alba and her boobs, well, the entire left one and part of the right one. It's so perfect. How is it fair that a woman's boob is so round, firm, and high up without a bra? It's not I guess. Will tries to say "they are nice, but yours are better." It's a cute attempt, but an obvious lie. I can't stop looking at it.

So everytime Eric replaced a fuse, it blew. Today a "master" electrician is going in for a look. Hopefully he figures out what it is because last night was not fun at all. Will and I set up camp in the dining room with the windows open and fan blowing over us. I woke up 2 pounds lighter than yesterday and I don't know if it was the incessant ( Read more... )