WELL, guys, as it turns out, my karma catches up to me. This weekend managed to be even more inconvenient than the last one to be typing up a Twilight review
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MIDNIGHT SUN SPOILER!!potterprofessorOctober 13 2008, 04:58:24 UTC
"'Your hands,' he reminded me. I looked down at my palms, at the almost-healed scrapes across the heels of my hands. His eyes missed nothing."
*MIDNIGHT SUN SPOILER* Actually, he noticed the scrapes last night when he was in your room watching you sleep. He's been oiling your window and sneaking into your room for about a week now. When he admits this to you in a few pages, you'll consider it sweet and romantic.
You don't have to believe me now, Katanisk. No amount of forewarning can prepare one for that double-take.
Just looking over some of the comments previously, I couldn't help thinking... why does Eddy-boy want to keep putting himself through the hell that is high school over and over again?
I once wrote a scene where a character commented that he found someone by catching her scent. Her response? "I'm not sure whether to be touched, offended, or really creeped out by that."
Oh! The other day I heard an old traditional ballad called 'Edward'. It has lines in it like "Twas the blood of a boy I killed yesterday/I killed most manfully!", what was I supposed to immediately think of?
Bit too late for that, you started looking like one about seven paragraphs back, sweetcheeks. A few paragraphs back? Try the chapter, try the first page. The pot line also made me laugh a lot. I remember when I first read the line that Ed can't go out in the sun, I got excited because the book had been boring for me up till that point. I thought how awesome it would be if the sun made him look like a demon, or something. Kind of like the moonlight deal with the Black Pearl pirates in the first movie. Or my friend in high school had one of her characters in a novel she was writing have a necklace that was like a glamor to make her look human with angel wings, but when she took it off, she looked like a demon with black scaly wings. But when Ed stepped into the sun and sparkled, I thought, "you've got to be kidding me."
Edward has a point. The world will end in three days now.
You showed us a moment of vulnerability in the last chapter and got my hopes up. :( That’s the way it is with this book.
OF COURSE. Is there NOTHING these vampires can't do? Well they can’t get blown up, shot to pieces decapitated, stabbed through the heart and summon monstrous million eyed-dogs from hell like some other vampires.
I would laugh so hard if they really did crash, because then they'd actually have a REASON to be bantering. *Crash* *Airbags deploy* Ed: Not. A. Word. Bella: >Bx
Ugh. This is like a bad Draco/Hermione fanfic. Is there any other kind?
Lawl to forgotten almost-rapists. They’re probably off drinking somewhere complaining that they don’t even get a mention in this chapter. ~Cat~
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*MIDNIGHT SUN SPOILER* Actually, he noticed the scrapes last night when he was in your room watching you sleep. He's been oiling your window and sneaking into your room for about a week now. When he admits this to you in a few pages, you'll consider it sweet and romantic.
You don't have to believe me now, Katanisk. No amount of forewarning can prepare one for that double-take.
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Just looking over some of the comments previously, I couldn't help thinking... why does Eddy-boy want to keep putting himself through the hell that is high school over and over again?
I once wrote a scene where a character commented that he found someone by catching her scent. Her response? "I'm not sure whether to be touched, offended, or really creeped out by that."
Oh! The other day I heard an old traditional ballad called 'Edward'. It has lines in it like "Twas the blood of a boy I killed yesterday/I killed most manfully!", what was I supposed to immediately think of?
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A few paragraphs back? Try the chapter, try the first page. The pot line also made me laugh a lot.
I remember when I first read the line that Ed can't go out in the sun, I got excited because the book had been boring for me up till that point. I thought how awesome it would be if the sun made him look like a demon, or something. Kind of like the moonlight deal with the Black Pearl pirates in the first movie. Or my friend in high school had one of her characters in a novel she was writing have a necklace that was like a glamor to make her look human with angel wings, but when she took it off, she looked like a demon with black scaly wings. But when Ed stepped into the sun and sparkled, I thought, "you've got to be kidding me."
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And ahaha yeah, honestly? She could have even pulled off the sparkles if she did it right. But no, she just did it to make her vampires PRETTY.
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Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Joss Whedon...
None of whom are anything less than over 9000 times better than Meyer, of course.
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The world will end in three days now.
You showed us a moment of vulnerability in the last chapter and got my hopes up. :(
That’s the way it is with this book.
OF COURSE. Is there NOTHING these vampires can't do?
Well they can’t get blown up, shot to pieces decapitated, stabbed through the heart and summon monstrous million eyed-dogs from hell like some other vampires.
I would laugh so hard if they really did crash, because then they'd actually have a REASON to be bantering.
*Crash* *Airbags deploy*
Ed: Not. A. Word.
Bella: >Bx
Ugh. This is like a bad Draco/Hermione fanfic.
Is there any other kind?
Lawl to forgotten almost-rapists. They’re probably off drinking somewhere complaining that they don’t even get a mention in this chapter.
~Cat~
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YOU ARE AWESOME. *smashtackleglomp*
Can't wait for the next update. ^_^
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Next update's up! ^^
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