I hate that guilty pleasure shows are so addicting. Damn you Revenge!

There is nothing more excellent than telling your kids "We're going to set things on fire today" and having them go "YESSSSS"

For the past 4 hours I have been creating puns with cast-mates from this new opera we're performing in that goes up on Saturday... and I'm reminded how much I've missed being a part of a choir. It's such a unique bond. And you can't explain why your inside jokes are funny because it relates to the music, often something so inexplicable that it ( Read more... )

Dear sister,
Please don't leave.
But, if you must, you may only stay away for 3 weeks at most.
And what I say goes.
Love,
Sister

 Me: My friend's going back to Laney to get her B.A ( Read more... )

The other day I was driving down Grand Avenue, and saw two kids playing in the leaves. It was probably a brother and a sister, and I imagine they were in their front yard, but I guess they also could have walked from their house. Anyway, they were throwing up the leaves, making it rain gold and red crisps. The girl had swim goggles on her forehead ( Read more... )

I got refused to be a live-in nanny this morning. EVERYWHERE that's hiring wants someone with 2-5 years of concurrent recent experience, whether it's waitressing, hosting, geology, teaching, babysitting... it's so maddening. How the hell am I supposed to get experience without the chance to get experience!? CAITLIN MAD!

 Confusion reigns supreme in my life right now.

Wow. That's such an excellent nutshell. It's just... confusion.

 Why is it that when one thing in your life gets worked out that seven more problems arise? It's like that saying, when one door closes another one opens, except it's like "When one problem goes away expect seven more just like it or worse to take its place ( Read more... )

I wish that I could fly into the sky so very high just like a dragonfly ( Read more... )