I spent the last eight hours of my life with a stomach bug that has been trying to kill me from the inside out.

I haven't been this sick since I had my surgery in `99.

The Ugly: I just spent almost $200 at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

The Bad: Buyer's remorse.

The Good: We can afford it. :) And our bed is more comfortable now and Nathan's bathroom looks pimp.

Thank God It's Fuckin' Friday!

I'm leaving for the airport in 10 minutes.  I'm flying to Dallas tonight and Nathan's driving up tomorrow night.  We'll be back Sunday evening.  We're going to visit our new nephew.  Pics to come when we get back.

After complaining to my mother over the phone earlier about how jacked up my feet look right now with the wearing of the high heels every day and not being pedicured, she said, "At least it's your feet and not your face."

The woman has a point.

Stolen from I don't even know who, but respond and put it in your livejournal and find out other people's responses to you.

Song Meme
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What song, if any, reminds you of me?

*Put this in your journal too. The answers might surprise you*

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!

Because this shit just doesn't get any funnier:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php

Fucking kangaroos.

( The Preface to The Picture of Dorian Gray )

So how much do I depend on this little box to show me the level of regard I might have.  Why do I write in livejournal for my friends to see?  Aren't I supposed to see my friends?  And aren't we supposed to sit around small tables in crowded rooms where our elbows touch each time we lift our cups of this-or-that-concoction.  And we laugh at each ( Read more... )

Does anyone have a resume template that they feel is exceptional and would like to share with me? I need a "Knock-Their-Socks-Off" resume, and none of the online guides are quite good enough (10minuteresume just ain't doing it).

Any help is needed and appreciated. Thank you!