matt and helen had a baby shower (here they are looking cute at it)


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKJK:HH

hey guys, this has been a weird month due to some family news. . .but, in light of that news, let me just state for the record that if i happen to come into a great sum of money in the next few years, you should all get your gold lame jogging suits ready because i am going to host a "new money" party at peter luger steakhouse and we are all going ( Read more... )

this blog is being broadcast simultaneous to rmk cleaning her room and doing her laundry. this groundbreaking, history shattering event is wrought with as much agony as you can imagine. she is quoted as whining, "i wish someone would do this for me." and "woah i forgot i had this shirt and i certainly don't remember how it got stained ( Read more... )

i finally got to see lauren, antonia, jess and jenna on friday night. we went to dinner and laughed really hard about how funny they are. they crack me up but i never see them because the upper east side is way to far away for my lazy ass. that same night melissa and i got locked out of the apartment so we slept over at hillarys. i got a poor night ( Read more... )

• spaghetti and red sauce everyday for the rest of my life. favorite best favorite best best best
• summer
• summer
• jamie foxx for penning these lyrics "i know that you're used to dinner and a movie/ why not be my dinner, while makin a movie?"
• iced coffee

this is going to be long but i know that you all 5 of you are chomping at the bit to find out about the details of my fast-paced hoorah life. relax, my babies ( Read more... )

just wanted to send happy passover wishes to all y'all jews. lets hope the red devil passes-over our doors this year. i can't wait to make matzah brie ( Read more... )

another great weekend for the books ( Read more... )

hey retards how you be?

i is ok.

i dont have any money and the collection agency keeps sending me mail. that sorta has me on a downer but who cares. i have been having fun anyway.

thursday night i went out for booze and burritos for andrea's birthday and then i scooted over to joe's pub for a julian velard concert. adam was there and some crazy fat ( Read more... )