I like Alex Vance perhaps a bit more than English words can convey in earnest. There’s this feeling of being hopelessly fascinated with a guy when you hand that guy a(n admittedly shitty) script, conspicuously wiping your hands of it, and he hands you back a nugget of purest gold, sparkling in all its unspoiled brilliance. You should also see his “ ( Read more... )

[15:06:48] Vagabonda CAT: блин целующиеся лисьи морды выглядят отвратно ( Read more... )

It’s been a while and then a while, but I did return to skydiving. Go me. The toughest part was getting people to believe I am a fairly accomplished skydiver, never mind nobody knows me and I don’t have any evidence whatsoever to prove my alleged 400 jumps or so. Also I flunked my emergency procedure test, but before you collectively scoff, ask ( Read more... )

* A wild, wild week it was, and over all too soon, but cherished memories of it will remain with me for a long time.
Tagline: Jesus H. Christ! It's Alex F. Vance!

* Part of my new job description involves looking ( at things like this )

This fine night I was reading, bright and cheery, a passage wrought with wit and irony, and lightly editing it where I felt appropriate; as I am often wont to do.

By the end of it, I discover that I've just casually edited none other than Jerome K. Jerome.

Сижу, задумчиво вычитываю текст (а ночь глухая, но нежная); попадается ( Read more... )

Fucking November. I don't love you. Never have.

Слушайте, а если кот сидел с прижатыми ушами и яростно втыкал на стену, а потом подорвался и резко умчался из комнаты - это меня ща монстр съест, которого я не вижу, да?

Google Ads just suggested I might like to visit this site on Scottish Gaelic Poetry.

I'm feeling pleasantly sophisticated.  Suave, even.  Extravagant.  Well-read.  A person of refined upbringing, me.  It's the sort of an ad I would want someone to inconspicuously notice as relevant to my recent searches. "Oh," I'd remark casually with a dismissive ( Read more... )

you know the funny thing about post-breakup hookups ( Read more... )

да, так вот, я хочу рассказать про ( ебанашек эвлин и эвлин. )