this was a dare

Today, I woke up rock hard. I fucked a chicken with my leather strap on laying on the counter with green ooze dripping from the watermellon sized hole.

I was going to write about how fucked up I am in the head and spill out the millions of emotions streaming through me; but I'm not ( Read more... )

I apologize to anyone who wanted to hang out or talk last night ( Read more... )

I sent these to Gina.

I sent these to Parker.

And I sent this to Andy.

parker posing: I think keanu should give into the pressure so i can ask him shit

Ask me a question. A question about myself, my life, personal, superficial, inappropriate, whatever and I will answer it the best I can.

There you have it, Parker.

When all your time is absorbed by things you can't keep control or keep track of...your mind tends to wonder off and lose it's train of though of what's important ( Read more... )

First off, I want to thank the following people for making a very warm welcome.

c_diaz -- We haven't hung out in awhile and I'm sick of running into you then not doing anything about it. You're a great girl and we really need to talk again soon.

n_kidman -- I'm her bitch. I'll be waiting for Thursday.

parkerposey -- dude, I'm looking all over for you. You are no ( Read more... )

I hate introductions.