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[keibutottsan]

Do I honestly just have “CHUMP” tattooed across my forehead?! Someone tell me, right now! This is….this is nuts! Terrible!! What did I ever do?! I’ve committed myself to a life of justice and righting the wrongs of known criminals…why do I deserve to be made a mockery of??

I had my meeting today, my annual meeting where I present my evidence and

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[greenafro]

Wow. Powerpoint. That's only been around for...forever.

[keibutottsan]

I'm going to choke you to death when I meet you in person.

[greenafro]

Man you are just about the friendliest guy ever.

[commanderamarao]

W-what happened?!

[keibutottsan]

Someone, though I'm pretty damn sure who, switched a great deal of my record pictures of Lupin, all from different years and cases and disguises, to...other pictures.
Now my computer is littered with these things! I can't even....they're my screensaver for crying out loud, and I don't know how to change that!

[lock to Amarao]
They're Lupin...and Fujiko...
...
It's obviously a mockery of me; why else would there be handcuffs?!
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[commanderamarao]

[Lock to Zenigata]

Pictures of that?

Would you like me to come walk you through how to change a screensaver. And delete things. Or burn them to a CD, whatever it is you want to do?

[/Lock]

[keibutottsan]

[lock to Amarao]

Yes, that.

I-yes. I mean, if you have the time. This is so embarrassing. Everyone at the office is going to think I'm some old pervert and...
oh nevermind. Like I even care what they think.
I'll try not to get in your way. Or make it more awkward than it has to be.

[/lock]

[keibutottsan]

"Oh no" is right.
....y-you seemingly tolerate his presence. How??

[keibutottsan]

Those are your standards for a good friend? He's a crook! You're sitting on a multi-million dollar industry befriending a man who has stolen millions of dollars. That doesn't...worry you at all??

[mineandfine]

OH....who would do something like that? After all the hard work you put into everything...

Poor thing...

[keibutottsan]

I know! I only try anNO NO NO YOU GO AWAY
I don't-I've seen enough-no I mean I haven't but NO STOP IT

[mineandfine]

Awww no need to be hostile.

Oh you want to see more? You my you really are a pervert.

[keibutottsan]

You haven't SEEN hostile!

No, no, I meant that the only place I want to see you and your damn loony boyfriend is behind bars and in shackl-
GAH, NO.
Just leave me in peace! Haven't I been humiliated enough today?
..........wait, how did you know?! Were you in on it too, Miss Fujiko?!

[monarch_the]

Okay, that's hilarious. C'mon, you have to admit it's worth a chuckle.

[keibutottsan]

"The Flight of the Monarch." Saw that on some bookstand at the airport once.

[monarch_the]

Oh screw you.