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so heres an update in kelsey's life:

I am a convicted felon. Orange and white baby. No this does not make me happy. I've just lost my mind.

I then violated (who?) my probation within 10 days with a new charge.

Petit Theft.... but it sounds like PettY theft.HMPH

Then I went to jail for 66 days
66 long days. I had ( Read more... )

I was chasing shots of straight vodka with a glass of Bacardi Hurricane (which I believe has vodka in it.. chasing vodka with vodka?) I ended up flashing everyone and this was all before midnight. NICE.

Holly got a boyfriend last night. My ex
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Well no one really reads long entries so i'll summarize:

-1- Being threated to be sued by former roomates and "friends sucks.
         especially when said people have nothing to go on considering I signed nothing.

-2- Ross is a blubbering idiot. Or maybe I am.
          who knows if Tia was lieing to me or Ross. She's fucked in the head either way ( Read more... )

____YOUR LIFE____

[x] they call me: kelsey
[x] also: kelso (you too kelly?), kels, kelsenator
[x] sex: female
[x] my first breath of air: March 14th 1985
[x] age: 19
[x] relationship: Michael Cain for a incredible 7 months. 7-19-04
[x] occupation: loser
[x] nationality: cracker
[x] best homegirl[s]: kelly, kaylin, holly

____REWIND____
[x] most memorable ( Read more... )

I hate stupid people.
I am so done with being friends with people who turn out to be friggin' psycho.

I am so done with letting people into my life and when I try to help them they turn out to be friggin' idiots.

Tia, Ross, and Simon...
You can all go to fucking hell.

Funny things Monroe said today:

"Man, I'm like a bulldog in a china cabinet!"

"Man he wouldn't even survive in a spaghetti Western"
ME: "yeah... wait, what?"

My sister's wedding is now in 10 days.
This worries me.
I remember playing Barbie's with her and telling her she sucked because she wouldn't share her god damn candy with me.
That Bitch.

On another note, I am hungry.
My stomach is growling.

Pokey shits all over my mom's house. she gets pissed.
Better to be shit in your house then be shit upon. Or ( Read more... )

If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened.
Then post this to your journal.
See what people remember about you..

Kelsey is updating.

lets see I went to pick Monroe up from jail up in pan handle last friday.

apparantly its a different timezone up there and we thought we would make it to the prison on time. ended up chasing him down at the greyhound bus station.

My sister's wedding is in 12 days.

and today. I made a t-shirt.
and for once I have pictures!

this is ( Read more... )

Oh, Lord.
So Kelsey's plans for the New Year:-Fix the jeep and get a 4 door car that is better on gas mileage ( Read more... )