I randomly feel it is time for a post.

[kenduane]

Waited on Lianna's birthday party at the Fields Saturday night. Thanks, Lianna, for taking care of the bill whilst Edgar was distracted. That honestly wasn't my intention. And thanks also for the complements

Comments

[blacktron_pimp]

i think you should make some room in your lineup for a guy whose main talent is having sex with underage groupies.

i am highly qualified.

[lame_johnny_mop]

What is it with central guys and sex with minors? Really, just because it's old enough to pee and dye its hair blonde does not mean its something you should be playing with.

Besides, they smell funny and they bite.

[blacktron_pimp]

yeah, but they taste so good!

i think that may have been over the line.
judges?

As long as you don't marinate them in cheap liquor first...

[kenduane]

Then no, your comment is fine.