Another Late Night Advisory Kawfee Related PSA.

[kenket]

Don't wander into the kitchen in the dark and fill 2 mugs, one with red wine and one with black coffee.

Don't place the coffee one in the microwave for 2 minutes then remove it and place it next to the wine mug on the dark counter.

Don't open the fridge and grab the cream, then, in the dark, add it to what you thought was coffee

Comments

[haikujaguar]

Add mulling spices, butter and eggs and make hot buttered wine?

[gre7g]

Ew.

[alchemist]

Ew?

If nothing else, you'll be awake for a bit if you actually and accidentally drank it.

[kenket]

I confess this is not precisely how events unfolded, tho I was approximately 3mm away from making this mistake when my coffee/wine preservation instincts kicked into full-throttle and I readjusted my cream trajectory. ;]

I just thought it was a good idea to warn people who are duel-wielding beverages about this unforeseen danger before it was too late.

[rikoshi]

Thank you for clarifying; I was about to castigate you for committing a crime against nature.

[trufflehog]

this is criminal :,c

[pengolodh_sc]

The first words popping into my mind upon reading this and seeing the userpic were "Quoth the raven: Nevermore."