Don't wander into the kitchen in the dark and fill 2 mugs, one with red wine and one with black coffee.

Don't place the coffee one in the microwave for 2 minutes then remove it and place it next to the wine mug on the dark counter.

Don't open the fridge and grab the cream, then, in the dark, add it to what you thought was coffee ( Read more... )

Kawfee filtered through paper towel is stronger then your average bear.

Just explaining.
You know it's free,
Crazy,
Crazy.
Free Almanac.

~ blackteagan, asleep.

Alright you Lot!

I don't know how many of you guys are into Role-Playing online, but I know at least some of you are so I thought I'd utilize the ominous power of LJ Journal Posting to let you guys know of a new MUCK I've been having a lot of fun on.

It's called After MUCK and it takes place in the Pacific Northwest about 80 years after humans ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

There's blood in the sky
Where there once was a fly
And I really begrudge
That fatal red smudge
Of that poor little guy
Who just had to die
On my pretty blue sky

You know you work freelance when:

Your computer clock says it's May 9th and it's actually May 29th and it took you a week to realize you've been living 3 weeks in the past. ;]

EDIT: Or is it the 30th?

"Drink up," said the Tiger, "you've got three pints to get through."

"Three pints?" said the raven. "At lunchtime?"

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"Why three pints all of a sudden?"

"Muscle relaxant, you'll need it."

I ran off to a Starbucks ( Read more... )