Note to self: Never, ever touch anything that Erika brings you from the dining room floor from work ever again. Wash hands thoroughly. Hope that it was a costume accessory ( Read more... )

When costumes go horribly, horribly ( wrong )

What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

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"I remember the words of a misguided fool. Do unto others as you would have them do. Not an eye for an eye, is the golden rule. It just leaves a room full of blind men ( Read more... )

In the Victorian era, orgasm was considered the cause of hysteria ‑- and its cure. The myth led to the invention of the vibrator in the 1880s to cure women of this disorder.

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Four: I hate when lesbians use dildos.
Meeko: Why?
Four: Cause, it makes them less lesbian.

Just thought I would share that.

Karen ( Read more... )

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Could you get away with saying you had to go to your mother's dog's funeral or that you had brain cancer? Would you believe an employee who had the swine flu, forgot the way to work, or was arrested because of mistaken identity? Think carefully, if you're debating calling in sick, here are some of the most unusual excuses workers gave for ( missing work. )