"I do not believe in santa... santa claus in his red outfit is anyhow product of coca cola company so why promote commercial product as something real to a child... a child needs to know where gifts come from and that the parents spend a great deal of money time and effort to give them a gift for new year/solstance/xmass/whichever holliday and not ( Read more... )

( Too many )

So I've already looked up these people online who keep calling my phone. I've called back and had my name taken off the list.

I get another call today.

Guy: Hi, is Karen's mom or dad there?
Karen: No, but this is Karen.
Guy: Oh, well you're not in trouble or anything but can I speak to your mom or dad?
Me: Er, I don't think I can be in trouble. I'm 20.
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I didn't write this, just passing it along for laughs.

You avoid Harper Road from 4:00 until 6:00.

You avoid Eisenhower Drive if at all possible on any day at any given time Especially between Ragland Road and Rural Acres.

You believe that the new Wal-Mart didnt alleviate the congestion of people; it spawned more people.

Youve never bought ( Read more... )

I actually got a few good forewards today.
( gasp! )

"Quiet," said Ford and Zaphod, "we're thinking ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang ( Read more... )

Korotai and I are all moved in now. Our first day didn't go as well as planned but the rest of the week has been fine. Apparently the people who were moving out weren't informed that we were coming a day earlier than planned (and actually didn't expect to see us for another day for some odd reason.)

Anywho, I'm going to have to get off of here now. We' ( Read more... )

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