Don't want to alarm you, but...

[kettle_whistle]

...there is definitely some kind of direct correlation between ingestion of red wine, and the frequency of my LJ posts. This probably affects quality of output, complaints can be sent to the usual address

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[locopuff]

Post more, asshole.

PEE ESS: I am coming to England in May and you better be ready to entertain me.

[kettle_whistle]

Your reputation precedes you. Please don't get me kicked out of my own country...

[locopuff]

What? Pheh. COME TO MY SUPERIOR NATION. I will find you employment in my fair city and enslave for you a harem of women to fulfill your carnal desires. But... you must share them with me. I mean, I found them first.

[kettle_whistle]

You forget, I have sampled the nectar of your so-called 'superior' nation. It was rancid and so I spat it out.

However, a harem sounds pretty good... and I don't mind sharing. Just hose them down before you return them KTHANKSBYE.

[brokenchopstick]

Leave the cod-piece at home brother, that minx is (was) underage!

[kettle_whistle]

As was I, when Labyrinth was released! Besides, it wasn't until the cokehead prostitution of 'Requiem for a Dream' that I realised relevance to my interests...

How you doing dooooooooood?

[kettle_whistle]

They have been dormant for ages. The band officially split up around '96ish, but Belinda and Kevin carried on working together - the results of which are due to be released soon as the next official MBV album. The gig we are going to is the last of 5 dates at the Roundhouse (the first 4 are sold out) - so if you want to go, you best get a ticket sharpish. Then you will be cool. COOOOOOOOOL

[aeg]

mew mew, thanks for inviting me :)

i look forward to visiting you and chris, he messaged me on facebook the other day :)

[kettle_whistle]

I just spoke to Chris, seems the room is ready and waiting! Just gotta get my brother to free up an hour with the fun bus.

MBV is gonna be fucking awesome! :)