Regular John

[kettle_whistle]

It's a dangerous time of the evening, here in Islington. I just hit the bottom of a can of beer, and am contemplating the breach of another's defenses. I figured maybe I'd write some and hope the desire goes away

Comments

[locopuff]

I am also drinking. Let us get together and perpetrate some faggotry of the worst kind upon your fair country.

[kettle_whistle]

Hells yeah. Do not be deceived by it's diminutive stature - it is an isle capable of withstanding an immense bumming. Sure enough though, we will succeed.

TEAM EVIL FOR THE WIN!

[locopuff]

XXX HAWT EVIL ACTIONS XXX!!

[tampaxsuperstar]

"my fingers stink of dry-cured sausage"

... that is the hottest thing i've ever read

[kettle_whistle]

I do believe I'm blushing...

bearsuit!

[aeg]

there's not much to miss! i will still be hassling you all the time :p

Re: bearsuit!

[kettle_whistle]

You'd better - I have just spent a fortune on this pre-filled restraining order pad, and if I don't get to use it...