So, today, I had a rendezvous with a gorgeous man at the Sheraton Hotel in Annapolis ( Read more... )

and i was just talking about him yesterday with my cousin. man.

i don't normally post potentially incendiary material...well, anywhere, actually. but, one of the folks over at indian territory (ndnz) dropped this earlier today, and i'm still laughing about it.

american natives buy california!i shouldn't be, i know. laughing, that is. but, like the poster says, it sounds completely implausible, even though that' ( Read more... )

mom: oh, geez, kim... your forehead is peeling so bad...
kim: didn't you know? the leper look is in this season.

so, anyone who knows me even just a little knows i'm notoriously bad at keeping in touch with people consistently. my earth is flat, you see; i don't notice that i've sailed off the edge until africa passes by overheadthis time, i' ( Read more... )

so passes my last official birthday as it began -- quietly and contemplating sleep. my family was scattered tonight, and tomorrow night we're all attending a baby shower, so we're going to celebrate it saturday night. and by celebrate, i mean pile into the pub for dinner, a pint, and some music.

we're a positively wild bunch ( Read more... )

i'm exhausted. and, man, am i ever exercising my once-a-year right to be completely and unapologetically dramatic about my current state: i am not tired. i am not sleepy. i'm frelling exhausted, and it's making me want to cry.

but, i've got a girl babbling nonstop in my ear. i mean, i don't even think she's pausing to breathe between sentences ( Read more... )

[EDIT: i...uhm...edited the review. old, irrelevant information is struck through, and new information is in double brackets. it'll be my first and last revision, i think, because i'm finding new and wonderful (and not so wonderful) things each day, and i'm losing interest in keeping track of them all (these past two weeks have been pretty rough ( Read more... )

Hey, amyty, I just got this. It's shiny.

[EDIT: Shiny, yes, but the movie is better...]

I don't think it would be unreasonable for me to say that, when most people hear Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes," one of the first things they think of is probably that classic scene from Say Anything. My first thought is of a pivotal opportunity missed nearly a decade ago ( Read more... )

i have a cold. they used to be inconvenient. now, i think i might actually kind of want to strangle something, maybe.

and i can't
take
anything
for it.

i'm a wussy bastard this year.

[EDIT; 0416: i'm drowning in mucus.]