a highdea about bigfoot ( Read more... )

you know you can't wait for this.

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yesterday lynx sat on my keyboard and now all my internet pages are appearing with super large font because his super large ass hit some mystery key. anybody know how i can fix this?

can YOU tell who the pedophile is?
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/pedo.cgi
i got 14/19, beat that.

i caused two ad agencies to halt production for an afternoon. i am helen of troy, fuckers.

those of you familiar with my father will note that he is not particularly ambitious when it comes to matters of interior design. that is to say he like to start projects and not finish them. you will recall that my closet doors were removed over six years ago but were never replaced; you will recall that there were plans to redo the family room ( Read more... )

following suit with andrea, i've also decided it was time for an update. and a shiny new userpic. i needed a break from tankie and curious george passed out on ether never gets old ( Read more... )

i hate how i have to spend hundreds of dollars on books each semester and the university thinks adequate compensation is a coupon for a free bowl of soup. what the fuck, $600 on books and you give me soup? and it's really just a kick in the face; i feel poor enough as it is after wasting all my cash on the books and then they make me feel poorer ( Read more... )

we are so lucky in this day and age...

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dear random man on the street,
thank you so much for informing me that smoking is bad for me, i really had no idea that my health was in the slightest bit of jeopardy. your brief but vocal observation has led me to have an epiphany and i now see the error of my ways.
sincerely,
nikki