My mother and i have to be going to hell for all the horrible dead pope jokes we have made. Sometimes you cant help it because of the wide spread coverage of everything pope j.p.2. I just want the pope bottle opener. thanks ( Read more... )

Okay, so basically one of the most amazing things ever happened to me the other nite. My dad used to have all these fucking amazing records from the 60s and 70s and i thought my brother had taken them all when he moved out, but i found a bunch more!!!!! I basically had a giant orgasm. Just some examples of what he had: mother fucking velvet ( Read more... )

Things on my mind ( Read more... )

A word to the wise... DONT EVER GET SPRINT PHONE SERVICE. I fucking hate them. Needless to say i havent had a phone since about tuesday. So i was thinking hey, maybe if i check my account online i can see if i even have any messages. Nope. My phone has apparently been "lost or stolen." Not the case jackasses. I should have gotten my new ( Read more... )

OH FUCK

I got a speeding ticket.  I need money for this.

So i normally like to write livejournal entires in advance. You know, pull together interesting tidbits, but tonite i decided other wise. And since i'm a such a huge fan of lists, here is what is on my mind ( Read more... )

UM HEY! WHO IS THIS PERSON:


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I'm so tired all the time lately. I dont get it.

I love stealing music from the internet.

note to self: quit having weird dreams.

note to everyone else: i'm not impressed when you tell me stories about you being so drunk. i'm not impressed when you tell me stories about drug usage. i'm not impressed with anything you say. Your friends ( Read more... )

ALL I CAN SAY IS

SANDY COHEN... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?

I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW. HOW DARE YOU!!! KIERSTEN DOES NOT DESERVE THIS YOU RAT BASTARD.

I REALLY HOPE YOU GET AIDS

AND MARISSIA IS KISSING GIRLS. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

monday = a really awesome day ( Read more... )