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[kiltypleasure]

I have no soul.

I know this because the automatic door at the grocery store told me so.

When it refused to open.

Comments

[angmonster]

Are you short, perchance? I'm only 5'0 and those doors NEVER open, no matter where I stand.

[kiltypleasure]

I'm pretty average, about 5'5''. After it happened, all I could think of was the Simpsons' episode where Bart sells his soul and as a result cannot enter or leave the Kwik-E-Mart because the doors won't open for him.

I'm hoping my soul was just out to lunch or on a brief holiday. Otherwise, I'm screwed.

[lragrl84]

lmao

[pull_my_toe]

I saw OAR live...fun stuff...except i fell asleep during the show...standing up...but what i saw wasn't bad