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no, your mom eats corn flakes
I just totally made out with my boyfriend in front of my dad. Yet, I got home on time ( Read more... ) -
I wonder what Fucking is like.
The highlight of my day.
The contents of my purse, current:- Wallet
- Misc. Make-up (the show stopper is the blue mascara)
- "Time for an Other Booty Call" Happy Bunny book
- Eletrical tape
- Chain necklace
- Safety Pins
- Handcuffs
and- Sunglasses.
Kim's S&M carry-on.
If you have any money you would like to add, please, put it in there, randomly. - Wallet
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Help me!
Halo 2 stole my boyfriend.
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My problems with porno, sometimes.
- Okay, the girl doesn't swallow the ejactulates, right? Yet she was just eating his asshole!
- Girls, stop making wierd faces when you're sucking it, you know you like it.
- Gay men smile too much.
- In anime porn they exaggerate. I guess that's the fun, but it doesn't get me.
- Stop even bothering with plots, what a waste of time.
- Also, stop speaking ( Read more... )
- Okay, the girl doesn't swallow the ejactulates, right? Yet she was just eating his asshole!
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Plus, it's a good place to keep your weed
All this reading about Theravada Buddhism is making me hungry ( Read more... ) -
Five years old he is
My nephew just turned five. Later this week his father will turn 21.
Lesson?
Use a mother fucking condom or god will blow you one right in the back of the skull
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Dammit.
No body ever calls me because I'm always on the fucking internet. I hate the fucking internet ( Read more... ) -
Meme!
Name-
Why is your journal/life interesting? (if it isnt, make something up)-
Quote something-
A picture of you-
A picture you think is interesting- -
HEY YOU!!!
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You're dumbing up my friends list!!!
Only for one person, neither of whom replied to this post!!! -
It takes a child to raze a village.
I made this with Pete's help. I hope everyone will take it and post it in their personal journals!
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