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[king_of_mods]

hey look this is genius! ss 80085 asdf

vince noir

vince noirrr. vince. VINCE. ViNcE NoIr.

this is pretty easy. howard are you reading this? howard? howard?

HOWARD?

HOWARD

whoa that's mental.

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[scissor_gypsy]

I don't know how you manage to pester me with the written word, but you've just managed it. Yes, I am reading this, Vince. Do you know where it came from? I just found mine in my overcoat pocket this afternoon, and when I opened it, there your words were.

And what's wrong with capitalisation, eh? Or is that stretch to the shift button too much for your foppish muscles.

[king_of_mods]

it was in your pocket? mine was in my hat. who's been pokin around there, i'd like to know.

shift? what's that? i cound a caps locK KEY IS THAT BETTER HOWARD?

[scissor_gypsy]

Alright, pancake face, don't shout. Type how you want.

I haven't touched your hat. Or indeed any of your multitude of hats. It could have been there for months, knowing you, you have that many to wear. No wonder you're always on at me to buy you Hula Hoops, all your money goes on accessories.

Do you know you can see other people on this thing, it's not just me and you?

[king_of_mods]

hey, wheres my hula hoops? really howard, its been a few years now.

yeah... hey, there's some girls!

[ebola_ultra]

Somehow you're managing to piss me off even when you're not in my sight. I have a feeling this mysterious gadget will be more of an annoyance than a help.

[king_of_mods]

what're you doin here?

[ebola_ultra]

I don't know, I've only just turned this thing on and I can see something you've written.

[king_of_mods]

you've got one of them too? where'd you find it, in your coffin?

[hangmanhelper]

hey sweetcheeks. my name's Rich, you wanna hang out sometime at my club? I'm a very good kisser, you know.

[king_of_mods]

i'm vince noir, rock n roll star. what's your club all about? do you book any gigs?

[hangmanhelper]

you like dancing? I got all these chicks who dance and stuff, and i think you'd fit right in.

Sure we book gigs. you got a show you like to do? The crowd on a thursday are really into that kinky shit. not shit, I mean, they have to go to their own homes if they wanna do all that shitting on each other stuff.

You should come, it's called pardon my french, on Frith street. Check us out, tell the guy on the door you're my girl and he'll let you right on in.

[king_of_mods]

course i like dancing! you should see the shapes i pull. jagger, bowie, karen carpenter. i can move with the best of them, all the greats.

i could do a gig but i don't really have a band at the moment. i'm between bands.

[ultra_ebola]

ss 80085 asdf? I didn't know you knew our producer.

I might not despise you quite so much now.
This lack of ill will towards you will last for about five minutes. Enjoy.

[king_of_mods]

all right, ultra? hows your drumsticks?

[ultra_ebola]

Pointy. Thanks for asking.

How's rock stardom treating you these days?

[king_of_mods]

like pointy things, do you?

waiting on the doorstep. you?

[house_of_jones]

You know, it is just a Feedleash... we've had them here for some time! I got one too! I wonder who's sending them, eh!

Bit of a mystery on our hands... I might be forced to turn all Poirot.

[king_of_mods]

i dunno but they're sending them off with hardly any discretion. who gives presents to a lovesick sea-monster? when i found out who done it, we're gonna have words.